jokes! ya gotta good one put it here

ok start of with lumberjack joke here goes
A young lumberjack started a new job way out in the boondocks,
his first day of work he comes back to the crew mess and all 20 loggers are eating chili and corn bread at a large table, after each is finished each of the other 20 loggers leans over and emits a spluttery airy fart, The new logger leans over and squeaks his own out. immediatley the crew boss jumps to his feet and slams a double bitted axe into the table and yells; You all can do whats ya wants amongst yurselves,,,,,,,,,but the virgins mine!!!